What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

I regret everything.....

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

so...um, yeah

Nah

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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