There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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