Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Thats what she said

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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