- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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