- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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