- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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