Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A woman walks into a bar.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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