- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Women's Rights.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What would Muhammed do?

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

whats 7+4? 74

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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