- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A bar walks into a man

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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