- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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