What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Republicans

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

what goes boo a sock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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