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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

whats black? the colour

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

sure!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

I will create more jobs for americans

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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