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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What is older than history?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Gordon Brown smiles.

womens rights

Psychics.

hi penis ham telephone

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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