- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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