Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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cory

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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