- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Youre mom is so dead...

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

. . I am a whale

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Liverpool City Football Club

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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