How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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