What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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