What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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