His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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snooki

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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your life

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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watch me nae nae

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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My Butthole.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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