- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Hey

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Your mom went to college

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??