Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

smell the vitamin C

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Anti-jokes are funny.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

who is awesome? no one...

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Catholicism.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Is maynaise an instrument?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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