Women's Rights.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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The WNBA

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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I had a submarine.... once

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Hello penis

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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T u r n i p s

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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