Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

This is not funny.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Youre mom is so dead...

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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