roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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