- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Your mom is so nice.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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