A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Smelly Indians.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Ebola

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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