Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

I like school Said no one ever.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would u like to drink?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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