What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Women's Rights

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats white? A fridge

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Anti Joke

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