- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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