- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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