- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

YEAH THEY DO!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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