Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Women's rights

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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