- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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