- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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