- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What comes after 69? 70

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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