- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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