- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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