What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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