An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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