There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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chirs

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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