knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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