- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is my name? I dont know

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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