- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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