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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Women's Rights

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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i like men but im not gay

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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so the weather's nice...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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