What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Equal rights!

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Anti Joke

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