- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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