- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Women's Rights.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

hi

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

I had a submarine.... once

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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