Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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okay so theres this guy.

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Penis.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Racial Equality

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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CAS

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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