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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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