Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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