- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Do you play piano? No

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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