whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

womens rights

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Women's Rights.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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