- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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