Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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were you expecting a joke

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Anti Joke

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