What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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