Where's my tractor?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Soccer...

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wright flyer

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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