Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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LOL

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Penis chickens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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