How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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