A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Soccer...

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

CFL

Where's my tractor?

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