- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Well this is pointless.....

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Water? I hardly know her.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

who do we all like george goodburn

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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