Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Its behind you like if you looked behind

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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