- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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