- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

a chinese man pays the full price

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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