there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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