Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Knock knock *open*

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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