Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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