- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Shea's sty....

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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