Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Anti Joke

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