Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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