- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Shea's sty....

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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