- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Matt is a Duster!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A black student graduated High School

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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