9/11.

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Women's rights

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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