- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Shea's sty....

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??