A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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im gay

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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