Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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