An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Religionh

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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