- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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