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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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