Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Lindsay Lohan

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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