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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why am I writing this...im bored

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay so theres this guy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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