this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Your social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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what are you mike bibby?

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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