- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Your face

snooki

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Dwight Howard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??