fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Japan

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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