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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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