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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Chris Bosh's neck

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Lets Go Lakers!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor