Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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