- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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