A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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You sick fiend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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