What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

osama bin laden is dead

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Knock Knock Come in

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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