- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

women sports....

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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