Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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NASCAR

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

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