What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Boob

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Amazing

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Anti Joke

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