- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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