was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Woman rights.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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PIED NINNY!

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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