- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Suck pussy

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

the redsox

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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