What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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you just read an anti-joke

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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