- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Women's Rights

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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