- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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