what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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