- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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