- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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