i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

whats up and also down? your mum

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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