- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Me Neither.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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