- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Your face

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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