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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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