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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's your guys names?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

su algato es en fuego

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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baloney sandwich

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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