A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

You're tall.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

scientology.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A black student graduated High School

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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