- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

This is not funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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