- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

whats worse than gill? nothing

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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