- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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