Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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