What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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