- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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