- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Women's rights...

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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