- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

i dont fisish anythi

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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