- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Lets go Yankees

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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