whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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