- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

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