why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Iif your reading this ur gay

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A car walks into a bar.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Maths.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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