What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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