Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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