Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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