Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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