What is cowboy say

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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hi joshua

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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- Helen Keller

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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