mikey is cute

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Rush Limbaugh

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

mental kid

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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