A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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YOU

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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