- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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