Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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