How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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