Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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