Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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No, Trinidad.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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