What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Lets go Yankees

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A American seeking into mexico

YEAH THEY DO!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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