Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A van drives into a car.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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