- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Men's rights

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Queens Park rangers

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Japan

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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