- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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