- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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