- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

mikey is cute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Rush Limbaugh

mental kid

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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