- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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