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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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