- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Your face

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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