- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Hello

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

run farther?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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