What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

12 niqqa 12.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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