what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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