A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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roses are red violets are blue

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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