What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

I was once a hamster.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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