Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

mexicans fishing

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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