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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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