- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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