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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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