The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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