- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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