- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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