- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

YEAH THEY DO!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Dwight Howard

A American seeking into mexico

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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