What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Ily bae

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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