- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

mikey is cute

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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