- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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