why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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