- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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