What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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