- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

This sentance contains three errers

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Me Neither.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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