What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What's blue? The sky.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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