Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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women's rights

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Walnut

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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