- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

boobs.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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